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Funny Jokes – The man who married the Scottish woman

DDUK Jokes - the Scottish womanThree friends married women from different parts of the world.

Here are their stories…

The first man married a Greek woman.

He told her that she was to do the dishes and keep the house all nice and tidy, just like a good Greek wife should.

It took a couple of days for her to get into this way of life, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

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Funny Jokes – Before my operation

DDUK Jokes the operation oneContinuing on our mission to bring a smile to the world, here’s the operation joke…

A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a really beautiful young woman.

Hello there, he says; whats your name?

The woman giggles and says; I’m Christine, What’s yours?

I’m Bill, he says; Would you like to come back to my place?

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Our Dating Categories

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One site – Eight categories – for all types of people and genders!

Female, Male, Androgynous, Asexual, Gender fluid, Non binary, Trans Man, Trans Woman… whatever your gender, you are not left out on our site, we provide for all genders!

Many dating sites still have only 2 genders; male or female but times have changed. Orientation is given much more value than it’s ever had yet still the sites that ‘should’ be at the front of this change are sadly still at the back of the queue!

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We can also be found at and – it’s all us!

We are an hype and ad free, affordable online dating site with a fantastic free level of access that allows you to join, search and chat to any other member, absolutely free with no limits!

We had used dating sites before and found them to be full of fake profiles (many still are) and very expensive with never ending monthly subscriptions. We wanted to change that!

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Funny jokes – The woman assassin

Funny jokes about womenThe CIA had an opening for an assassin and after all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were just three finalists left: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took the finalists through a large metal door and said they had just one last task.

We must know that you will follow instructions explicitly, no matter what said the leader. They all agreed that they would and they were each sent into another room.

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Funny pickup lines at… Dad jokes are a magnificent thing, but Cheesy pickup lines are even better and still ‘a thing’ – and the cheesier, the better!

We’ve put together our top choices to help you along in your next date. Go on…  just try one, we dare you!  Actually, its a fact that both men and women like to laugh and these will certainly make that happen! (all possible legal disclaimers apply).

Here’s our top favourites…

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